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The Dreadful Checkmark System
The Dreadful
Checkmark System is here to keep track of who is driving with safety and
who is not. If something is brought the the other members' attention by
the driver because of something dumb he did, a checkmark is debated.
Basic Rules: *If you run out of gas, you get a checkmark. (UNLESS frank is screaming "we don't need fuckin gas duuuude" then he gets the checkmark.) *If you crash, you get a checkmark, even if it's not your fault, because it probably was your fault. *It is possible for a member in the backseat to be issued a checkmark if he is an excessive backseat driver. *If the van is pulled over by the Police, it is the drivers fault no matter what any of the other members told you to do because you are in control and no one can tell you to do something illegal.
Frank
Rumble
Strip violation. (buzz 3 rumble strips: violation)
Unnecessary
Beeping of the Horn. More than 20 seconds of the horn is unnecessary.
"Frank,
don't drive, you've been drinking." "Fuck you, I'm fiiine duude."
(sirens and flashing lights)
For
slamming the door so damn hard the window almost broke. He did this because
he got a ticket. See above.
Mike
mike has not been issued any checkmarks.
Mark
Missing
the 480/Cleveland Exit we use at least 400 times a year.
Sam
Pulled
up to the gas pump on the wrong side of the van. Twice in the same day.
Wrong
way on a one way street.
I woke up on our way home from NYC at 5am and looked over
at sleeping sam driving in the median grass of the freeway.
Pulled
up to the gas pump on the wrong side of the van, and then failing to slow
down when the whole freeway was stopped, and we were going 70.
We had to stop so fast my guitar
went from the backseat, almost took franks head off, and landed in the
frontseat.
